Pizza Dropped On Floor

I picked that fucker up and i ate it anyway.
Pizza dropped on floor. Wondering if food is still ok to eat after it s been dropped on the floor or anywhere else is a pretty common experience. When a fat cunt of a woman s vadge is so foul it resembles a dropped pizza. He and his team dropped slices of bologna and bread onto floors contaminated with salmonella let them sit for varying amounts of time and recorded exactly how many bugs moved from floor to food. I dropped it on the floor on the way into my bedroom where i planned to inhale it like a starving animal while i netflix and chill ed with my bad self.
The 5 second rule is just wishful thinking bacteria can attach to food as soon as it hits the floor. No it s never a good idea to eat food that has been dropped. If i dropped it into a plague pit no i wouldn t pick it up he clarifies. My nice hot pizza just came out of the oven and i was walking it home and it fell on the cement floor in the street on the bread side so nothing was sticking onto the floor.
Even food that s. Hi dude i would just like to say i cooked a freezer pizza last week. Most of the time even licking your floor or your toilet seat is unlikely to make you sick. I think yes because the oven is like 500 degrees and th epizza is that temperature i doubt that bacteria could live on that pizza.
Similar to the punched lasagne.